This blog is used to serve as a means for the Hampton Ag Ed Animal Science class to complete their quote of the day activity. Students will post their comments each day.
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Friday 2/20/15 Your favorite CLEAN Joke
Make sure that your joke is CLEAN and should be posted to an online blog for others to view with it attached to your name. No repeats so don't use someone else's that is already posted.
Driving home tonight I accidentally hit a turkey. It flew off my car and landed on the car behind me, which happened to be a police car. He pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
A group of college students visited a local farm. After the tour, one of the students said to the farmer, "Your methods are too old fashioned. I'd be surprised if this tree gave you more than twenty pounds of apples this year."
"I'd be surprised, too," said the farmer, "That is an orange tree."
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
ReplyDeleteA: "Put it on my bill."
You wanna hear a joke? Heartland FFA Chapter.
ReplyDeleteDriving home tonight I accidentally hit a turkey. It flew off my car and landed on the car behind me, which happened to be a police car. He pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
ReplyDeleteA group of college students visited a local farm. After the tour, one of the students said to the farmer, "Your methods are too old fashioned. I'd be surprised if this tree gave you more than twenty pounds of apples this year."
"I'd be surprised, too," said the farmer, "That is an orange tree."
I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters
ReplyDeleteWana hear a joke! hahaha
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